Does anyone know where one should hit to get fired? Because the Supreme Danish Court ruled that an employer may not automatically dismiss an employee who has hit a colleague in the stomach.

While that goes on "Employment Minister, Claus Hjort Frederiksen, is currently drawing up a [fucking] new equality protection law containing [pretty fucking] more precise definitions of what [the fuck] constitutes sexual harassment in the [mothafuckin'] workplace.
Harassment will be [fucking] defined as any [damn fucking] form of verbal behaviour with [fucking] sexual under[fucking]tones that may be perceived as insulting or create an un[fuckin']comfortable atmosphere for [any mothafucka] employees.