If you do not consider this text “anti-Semitic”, you’re an asshole!

Two days ago I bought a pummelo from the local supermarket. The price tag said that the pummelo in question was from Israel. I considered it rather a cool idea: purchase of an "Israeli fruit" by a guy from "Islamic Republic of Iran!" So I bought it and eventually decided to eat it today.
The "nationality" of the pummelo, however, made me to contemplate on what Israel might be like by studing an Israeli fruit. The pummelo had certain characteristics that made me to compare it to the country it came from (provided we trust the information on the price tags in the supermarkets.)
In the first glance, pummelo appears to be just a bigger grapefruit in the same manner as a lion might be mistaken as a bigger cat, but the fact it is that "it ain't grapefruit. Be careful what you are fucking with!" Secondly it is very big, so one wouldn't think of buying more than one at a time, yet it won’t leave any room for anything else in your fridge. Then it has a very hard and impregnable skin; so “Keep out!” It took me 10 minutes to get to the eatable part of the fruit. Then when you get there you figure out that pummelo is not a bigger grapefruit but in fact a smaller orange! It’s all about the skin. I mean it taste good, but it is like rewarding a Jew with an ice cream after a hard working day in a concentration camp. It’s really a task-master. What’s more, the compartments of the fruit inside the sphere are very unequal in size. So you might ignore the small parts, just like the minorities in the society.
And comparing what went into your mouth and what went to your garbage bin after you have finishe th efruit, it’s like… its 1 to 10, you know... it's like... you decide yourself what it is like.

O’right isn’t all this enough to get me arrested in Austria?