Missing!

Helsingør Police Public Announcement!

The two girls seen in the picture below have been missing since last week from the town of Hell-singør, Denmark. They have been seen with an Iranian guy (suspect of having relation to the suicide-bombing branch of the Buddhist/Roman Catholic terrorist organization IPC—International Pollution Camp!) in one of the local pubs two weeks ago. They have been reported drunk!
We kindly request everyone who might know the whereabouts of the two poor souls, to contact us immediately. The reward would be a bar of chocolate and a CD of Joe Satriani.