Freedom-free Liberation

This morning when I was rushing to get my breakfast, I figured out that the coffee I bought two days ago is “caffeine-free” and I did not notice that when I picked it from the supermarket’s shelf. I’m pretty tired of these free-of-whatever-shit products; it takes too much time and energy when I go shopping to make sure that what I buy actually contains what I intended to buy. Since we live in such liberated world everything is so fucking “free”: fat-free milk, sugar-free candy, fat-free oil and shit-free fuck-knows-what!
Some say that the market is dominated and influenced by petroleum, but I’d say it is dominated by big-butt-baggers. Almost the whole world is selling shits that keep the fat fucks imagining they are becoming Barbie in a day or two.
Don’t be surprise if one of these days you hear stuff like: man-free husband, chick-free wife, whole-free pussy, erection-free cock, cum-free jerk and mouth-free suck.
It sux!