Tomatoes!
I love tomatoes. I mean I really enjoy having a tasty tomato—regardless the fact that tomatoes in Denmark are absolutely tasteless although they look great; perfectly round; blood-red! Sometimes I wonder, is the guy a farmer or a fucking artist? Anyways, lots of my friends think I don’t like tomatoes because they have noticed that I always order my sandwiches WITHOUT tomatoes. It has been so hard to explain to people that I don’t like tomatoes ONLY in my sandwich and it does not mean that I don’t like tomatoes. It’s just like: I like sex, but I don’t wanna be fucked in the ass! Does that make sense?posted by Vahid at 9:09 PM
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Am I missing the point here?
I mean, if we assume that you tried tomatoes in your sandwich and then decided that you don't like them there, your analogy gets a bit ... yeah ;-)
"Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" - Walter Sobchak
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